DONKEY DAY!

HOLY LONG-EARS!
TODAY WAS DONKEY DAY AT THE DONKEY SANCTUARY!

I HAVE WANTED TO GO FOR YEARS AND YEARS!
SO MANY DONKEYS! SO MANY LONG EARS!

DONKEY DAY IS THE BEST DAY EVER!
PROOF:


AMIGO!
HE THINKS YOUR ARM IS A TREAT! HE WILL LICK IT!


HERE, AMIGO TEACHES US ABOUT MULES!


AND HERE, DONKEY WHOSE NAME I FORGET TEACHES US ABOUT DONKEYS!


THESE GUYS WERE COY!


BUT NOT THIS GUY! HE WANTS ALL THE MUZZLE-SCRATCHINGS!
I FORGET HIS NAME, TOO! I WILL CALL HIM "MAGIC SNOUT!"


THESE GUYS WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY CARROTS?
DO YOU?
HOW ABOUT SOME APPLES?
THEY WILL STICK THEIR SNOUTS OUT FOR TREATS! BUT NOT LETTUCE! LETTUCE IS NOT A TREAT! CARROTS! APPLES! THOSE ARE TREATS!

DONKEYS ARE HERD ANIMALS! THEY LIKE TO HANG OUT WITH THEIR BUDDIES!



BFF!

I THINK THIS GUY WAS CONFUSED:

DONKEY DAY, DUDE! NOT DOGGY DAY!
WOOFSTOCK WAS YESTERDAY!
IT WAS AWESOME, TOO!
BUT DONKEY DAY IS THE BEST!
TOP-NOTCH WORK, EVERYONE!