MONKEY BUSINESS!

A FANTASTIC SOCK MONKEY WAS PURCHASED IN NEW YORK OVER THE HOLIDAYS!
AT FIRST, IT WAS GOING TO BE FOR PEABODY. PEABODY IS AN AFFENPINSCHER. MONKEY TERRIER! HOW APT!
HE LOOKS LIKE AN EWOK AND HAS FANTASTIC SOFT FUR!
PEABODY IS NOT INTERESTED IN TOYS, THOUGH. HE IS ABOVE SUCH NONSENSE! SO OREO GOT THE MONKEY!

OREO MOSTLY LIKES TO PICK UP THE MONKEY AND BRING IT OVER TO HER PERSON'S FEET.
SHE DOES NOT LIKE TO PLAY WITH THE MONKEY, JUST TO RUN WITH IT AND DROP IT ON THE FLOOR.
OREO! THAT DOES NOT MAKE FOR INTERESTING PICTURES! OR FOR ANY FUN!
SO WE BROUGHT THE MONKEY UPSTAIRS, AND MISS JILLIFRED THOROUGHLY ENJOYED IT!


JILLY! AMAZING! GOOD CHOMPING!


AAAAAACTION!


UH, OREO? THERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING BY YOUR PAW THERE.


NOT UP, OREO! DOWN! TO THE LEFT!


OY VEY.