"SITTING AND ALSO SLEEPING!" PART MANY IN A SERIES OF MANY! BY THE DUDES! STARRING THE DUDES!

HIYA! DUDES HERE! MONCHI AND ALSO ELOISE!
DID YOU KNOW WE ARE GREAT AT SITTING AND ALSO SLEEPING?
IT IS TRUE! WE ARE!
SOME OF YOU MAY NOT BE AS SKILLED IN THE ART OF SITTING AND ALSO SLEEPING AS WE ARE, SO WE HAVE DECIDED TO TEACH YOU WITH OUR EXCITING AND HIGHLY INFORMATIVE PHOTOS!

HERE, WE DEMONSTRATE THE ART OF SITTING!
ACTUALLY, WE ARE LAYING DOWN! BUT NOT SLEEPING! NOT RIGHT NOW!
YOU MAY NOTICE THAT WE ARE SITTING ON THE FLOOR. IT IS TRUE! WE ARE!
THE FLOOR IS GREAT IF IT IS SUMMER AND YOUR BELLY IS WARM. SOMETIMES WE LIKE TO SHAKE THINGS UP AND LAY LIKE THIS!
WOAH! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?



OKAY!
HERE WE ARE SITTING SOME MORE!
WHERE DOES THE COMMA GO IN THAT SENTENCE?
HERE, WE ARE SITTING SOME MORE!
HERE WE ARE, SITTING SOME MORE!
WHO KNOWS? NOT US! WE ARE CATS, NOT SEMANTITICIANS!
THE FLOOR IS GREAT FOR SITTING! PEOPLES WILL NOT WANT TO TAKE PICTURES OF YOU BECAUSE THE PICTURES WILL SHOWCASE THE CRUDLY QUALITY OF THEIR FLOORS! SOME PEOPLES ARE LAZY AND DO NOT LIKE TO VACUUM! THAT IS OKAY, BECAUSE THE VACUUM SCARES US! ALSO, MONCHI IS A GOOD MOP! ROLLLL! PURRRRRR! ROLLLL! TAKE THAT, SWIFFER!



AND SOMETIMES IF YOU ARE ELOISE AND YOUR BROTHER IS FREAKING YOU OUT WITH THE CRAZY-EYE, IT IS A GOOD IDEA TO START YOUR OWN LIBRARY! LIBRARY OF ELOISE! HECK, YEAH!
THE FIRST VOLUME IN THE LIBRARY OF ELOISE IS ENTITLED "SLEEPING! BY ELOISE, WHO IS SUPER-GREAT AT THINGS! ESPECIALLY SLEEPING, BUT ALSO QUACKING AND HEAD-BUTTING!"



OKAY! THAT IS ALL FOR NOW!
WE DO NOT WANT TO OVERLOAD YOUR MINDS WITH OUR VERY EXCITING LIVES!
YOU HAVE ALREADY SEEN US SIT UNDERNEATH LAUNDRY AND ON TOP OF A BOX!
SO MUCH EXCITEMENT! WHO KNOWS WHAT WE WILL DO NEXT! WE KNOW! WE WILL SLEEP! ALSO, EAT! ALSO, SIT! ALSO, EAT SOME MORE! ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT? HI! BYE!