HAPPY MEW YEAR! ALSO, SORRY!

WHAT IS WITH THE LACK OF MONCHI AND ALSO ELOISE?
DAG! SORRY!

THE DUDES HAVE BEEN VERY BUSY!
ELOISE HAS BEEN PERFECTING THE TUCK-PAWS!
AND MONCHI! OH MY! MONCHI HAS CLIMBED THE CORPURRATE LADDER!
CHECK IT OUT!



CFO!
CHIEF FURRY OFFICER, OF COURSE!
HIS MOST IMPORTANT DUTIES INCLUDE CHEWING ON HIS OFFICE AND ASKING IF YOU ARE GOING TO EAT THAT! HEY! ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT? CAN I EAT THAT?

OKAY!

GOOD JOB, AMERICAT!

WHAT? THAT IS NOT THE NAME OF YOUR COUNTRY?
PFFT. THAT IS WHY WE LIVE IN CATNADA.



DESPITE WHAT ARROW MIGHT THINK ABOUT THE PAWLITICS, WE ARE VERY HAPPY FOR YOU!
ARROW LIVES IN ITHACA, AND WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT HIM!
NOW WE DO NOT HAVE TO WORRY SO MUCH! WE STILL WORRY, BECAUSE HE IS A DOG AND DOGS EAT THE POOP, BUT WE WILL WORRY A LITTLE LESS!

GOOD JOB, EVERYBODY! YES YOU CAT!

SUMMAH PANTS! BY MONCHI!

SUMMAH SUMMAH SUMMAHTIME IS BACK! IN OCTOBER! HOLY TOELEDO!
NO! REALLY! TOELEDO!
MONCHI IS FEELING THE SUMMAHTIME, AND HE WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO PAY ATTENTION TO HIS EXTRA-FLUFFY TOES!
RIGHT-ON!
ARE YOU LOOKING?
OKAY! HERE WE GO!









HOLY SUMMAHPANTS, MONCHI!
WE COULD MAKE A FLIPBOOK OUT OF YOU!
EVERYONE! PRINT OUT MONCHI'S PICTURES AND PUT THEM TOGETHER IN ORDER!
NOW! FLIP! BUT! SLOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!
YOU MUST FLIP SLOW FOR THE TRUE MOO EFFECT!

MONCHI SAYS "THIS UPDATE LACKS DETAIL! I HAVE BEEN DOING MANY THINGS! YOU ARE ONLY SHOWING MY PANTS!"
IT IS TRUE! HE HAS BEEN DOING MANY THINGS!
STARING AT MOTHS! THINKING ABOUT CHASING THEM! AND THEN NOT CHASING THEM!
STARING AT STRING! WILL HE CHASE IT? MAYBE! HE NEEDS TO THINK ABOUT IT!
SLEEPING! THINKING ABOUT SLEEPING!
AND! AND! HE HAS RETURNED TO HIS MASTERWORK OF YEARS PAST, L'ART DU LE PAPIER DE TOILETTE!
VOILA!

JUST IN CASE!

HI HI HI!
SOMETIMES WE MAKE LOTS OF NOISE! WE HAVE THINGS TO TELL YOU!
MONCHI WANTS TO TELL YOU "FOOD!" ALSO, "WALL!" ALSO, "WHY???"
ELOISE WANTS TO TELL YOU "HI! HIYA! HI HI!" AND ALSO "QUACK."
SOMETIMES HUMAN PEOPLES THINK WE MAKE TOO MUCH NOISE.

WELL! NOW WE HAVE PROOF! WE ARE NOT THE ONES WHO MAKE TOO MANY NOISES!
LOOK AT WHAT THE HUMAN PEOPLES HAVE!



WHAT IS IT? WE ARE NOT SURE.
IT HAS BEEN AROUND FOR A LONG TIME, BUT NOT AS LONG AS US.
FOR TWO YEARS, WE GOT TO MAKE ALL THOSE NOISES! HECK, YEAH!
THEN THE BUTTON MONSTER CAME HOME AND IT MAKES NOISES LOUDER THAN EVERYTHING!
LOUDER THAN BOW-TIE AND GIRL, THE RACCOONS WHO LIVE IN THE TREE NEXT DOOR AND LIKE TO SCREEEEEEEAM!
LOUDER THAN HISSY CATS WHO ARE JERKS WITH THEIR HISSING! DO NOT HISS AT US! WE ARE MONCHI AND ELOISE! SUPER-AMAZING CATS OF AMAZINGNESS!
THE STUPID MACHINE HAS BEEN IN THE HOUSE FOR TWELVE YEARS, WE THINK.
BUT! SOMETIMES IT WAS ASLEEP! AND WE WERE HAPPY!

AND THEN! WOW!
IF YOU TAKE THE STUPID NOISE MACHINE OUT OF ITS NEST, YOU CAN DO SOMETHING TERRIFIC!
LOOK! LOOK AT HOW GREAT IT IS!



HECK, YEAH!
TAKE THAT, STUPID MACHINE!
WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR HOUSE, WE WILL TAKE OVER!
OUR NOISES ARE BETTER THAN YOURS! OUR NOISE IS PURRRRR.



YEP!
WE ARE GREAT! SUPER GREAT!
HEY, STUPID MACHINE! YOU SHOULD RUN AWAY, BUT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE! WE WILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT! HOW ABOUT WE TRADE! YOU CAN HAVE THE BOX OF LITTER! WE CAN HAVE YOUR HOUSE!
THE INSIDE IS VELVET! ALMOST AS SOFT AS OUR FUR! ALMOST! BUT WE ARE STILL THE BEST!



HEY! HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
WHY ARE YOU FLASHING THE LIGHT AT US?
WE LOOK MUCH MORE CONTINENTAL WITHOUT THAT STUPID LIGHT.
WHAT? HUMAN PEOPLES DON'T HAVE THE SUPER-VISION THAT US FANTASTIC PAWS HAVE?
WHOSE FAULT IS THAT? NOT OURS! WE ARE GREAT! WE ARE CATS!
WE WILL LET YOU SHINE THE FLASH ON US FOR APPROXIMATELY TWO SECONDS, BUT ONLY SO PEOPLE CAN SEE THE HIGHLIGHTS IN OUR TERRIFIC FUR! LOOK AT THAT! SO GREAT!
OKAY! NOW GO AND TAKE THAT BUTTON NOISE MACHINE AWAY!
WE WILL LOOK AFTER ITS HOUSE!
OKAY! BYE! BYE-A! HI! BYE!

HOW TO FIX EVERYTHING! BY MONCHI!

HIYA! MOO HERE!
SOMETIMES I GETS SAD! IT IS TRUE!
MANY THINGS TORMENT ME!
THE WALLS! THE WALLS!
ESPECIALLY THE WALL IN THE BATHROOM!
I CLIMB ON THE TOILET AND YELL AT THE WALL!
WAAAALLLLLL! WHYYYYY? WAAALLLLLL!
ALSO, EXISTENCE TORMENTS ME!
EXIIIIIISTENNNNNNCE!

ELOISE IS NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS THE SAD!
LOOK AT ME! SO TRAGIC!



SOME THINGS THAT MAKE ME SAD ARE!
NEWSPAPERS!
WHY ARE THEY ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! I WAS GOING TO EAT THEM! ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THEM? CAN I EAT THEM?
TREATS!
CAN I HAVE SOME NOW? OKAY! WHAT ABOUT NOW? WHAT? NO. I DO NOT WANT THE ONES IN MY BOWL. THEY ARE TWO SECONDS OLD. NEW TREATS! NOW! HEY! WHAT ARE THESE? TREATS! HEY! WHEN DID THEY GET HERE! WOW! HEY! WHERE DID MY TREATS GO? I ATE THEM? OKAY! OH. TREATS! CAN I HAVE SOME NOW?

UNLIKE MY SISTER, I DO NOT WRITE POETRY.
I AM A BOY. THAT IS NOT FOR ME.
ALSO, I CANNOT READ.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IS GREAT FOR THE SADS?



SUPERSMUSHING!!!
THAT'S THE TICKET!
HEY! ARE YOU GOING TO SMUSH ME? WHAT ABOUT NOW? NOW? OKAY!
YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT? SUPERSMUSHING! YOU KNOW WHAT A GREAT THING TO SUPERSMUSH IS?
MY HEAD! IT'S FURRY! VERY FURRY! THE FURRIEST!
GO AHEAD, SUPERSMUSH IT! BUT DON'T TAKE AWAY MY DIRT! IT IS MY FAVOURITE! DIRT ON MY HEAD! HEY! ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT DIRT? CAN I EAT IT?



SUPERSMUSHING!!!
HECK, YEAH!
TO THE LEFT! MORE! LEFTERLY! UPWARDS! TOWARDS THE EARNUZZLE!
HERE, I WILL HELP YOU! I WILL SMUSH MY HEAD THIS WAY AND YOU CAN SMUSH IT A LITTLE THAT WAY! OKAY! YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO TODAY, RIGHT? OKAY! RIGHT-ON!

PAWETRY! BY ELOISE!

ELOISE WILL BE THIRTEEN ON OCTOBER 19!
HOLY PAWLEDO!
AND! WHAT AN HONOUR! AS AN ALMOST-TEENAGER, MISS MOUSE HAS DECIDED TO SHARE HER POETRY WITH US!
WOW! THANKS! GREAT WORK, ELOISE!
WHAT'S THAT? NO, I DON'T HAVE ANY MORRISSEY RECORDS. WHY DO YOU ASK?

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OH, LIFE.
YOU CRUEL, CRUEL, CENTAUR OF DESPAIR.
I SIT AND I WAIT FOR THE CLOUDS OF DREARINESS TO PART.
OH, HOW I WAIT.



OH, LIFE.
YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A BUSHEL OF PARSNIPS OF SORROW.
YOU MOCK ME WITH YOUR GLIMMERS OF HOPE, WHICH TURN OUT TO BE NOTHING BUT REFLECTIONS IN THE MIRROR OF THE PUDDLES OF THE TRAGEDY OF THE SANDS THROUGH THE HOURGLASS OF THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES.



WHY?
WHY?
WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME?
IT IS TRUE, I AM A CAT. A MERE CAT. A DUSTY FELINE, WARILY EYING THE DUST ON THE FLOOR.
THE DUST! THE DUST! THE DUST ON THE FLOOR! LOOK AT HOW MY BROTHER EATS IT UP! MONCHI! THE DUST! WHY MUST YOU EAT THE DUST? IT IS ON YOUR FACE! COVERED! COVEEEEERED! YOU ARE COVERED IN DUST!
WHY?
WHY?



WE ARE NOT IMPRESSED.

WONDERSLUMBER!

CAN'T TYPE! TOO MUCH LOVE! EXPLODING!